we honeymooned on children's graves

Yes.
My friend Toby had the misfortune of going to Jersey for his honeymoon, on a certain campsite where they're currently discovering remains of children.
A truly horrific incident which I'm not making light of, just the misfortune of my friend Toby who came up with the title...

Now in Devon, having travelled, partied in Frome and now resting in Barnstaple before heading back to Londonium tomorrow,...
generally life is good, signed up with the OBOD, had some toast - waiting for mum to get ready and head off to Lewtrenchard...